It's All Gravey!

I'm assuming the spellchecker function wasn't working the day the Town Hall Taven's menu went to press...

Priceless Art Sale Comes to Stretford

People flocked to Stretford Mall today with the hope of purchasing one of these remarkably life-like paintings of the Hollywood Stars. With pre-orders reaching record levels, these unique paintings could soon be out-selling the i-pad! I'm on the waiting list for a 'Daniel Craig' and can only hope the Turner Prize nominee artist has the time to produce enough paintings to satisfy demand.