Bottom's up!

It seems the shops have gone ass-crazy lately and they aren't afraid to show it! What with Quality Save venturing into the dangerous territory of 'ass products' and small Welsh tourist towns opening boutiques for the smart ass shopper... who knows what we'll see next...

Happy Daze

Not so happy days recently having spent a number of nights in hospital following what should have been routine surgery....

Day 1: Operation then out of it on drugs... the good life!
Day 2: Cheese Sandwich (uneaten), sick (not because of wine honest!), hospital radio request - Chicago!!!
Day 3: Gun slinging male nurse 'accidently' pushed out of a second floor window.
Day 4: Cheshire for recouperation...and pac-man get better soon cake courtesy of Andy

Just as I thought it was all over, I was consumed by agonising pain and it was back to hospital...although this time a different hospital without mental Maltese male nurses and perfectly spherical balls of mashed potatoe with every meal....

Day 1: Made to hug an x-ray machine and then admitted to super ward wth remote control beds
Day 2: Loads of nice food, endless cups of tea, Kraftwerk on Radio 2 whilst eating bakewell tart and custard, Aliens-esque eposide in the shower
Day 3: Looney old lady number one from bed opposite singing hymns at the end of the bed, looney old lady number two next to me wishing she 'could go to that place where they snuff you out' (she meant Switzerland). Kind surgeon telling me I could go home....woo hoo!

Put A Bangin' Donk On It!

I like nothing more than stretching out on a sofa of an eve and checking out some banging tunes... this one is defo monumental - Susan Boyle "I Dreamed A Donk" (Skinimix)

Twins?

Rather than coming to the gangster fancy dress party as an actual gangster Rob decided to come as MJ in the Thriller video!

Cadwgan Bun Fun!

Crazy Alpine golf, donkey chat, sexy poses, buns, Colossus and cheesy puff butties! Only Llandudno Alpine Ski Resort could possibly provide all this and more!
If you think I'm sexy and you want my body...
Spanning the continents... or a 4ft wide protective Alice in Wonderland statue trench!
American Civil War chic... and donkeys!
You used to be big. I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Dr. Dolittle... and friends
You used to be big. I am big. It's golf that got small.
The BMJ technique as used by Bethan Jones... and Tiger Woods
munching on a cheesy puff!
check out my buns! Hilarious hi-jinks once again!
Beth ate her bun in one go... and this was her fifth Cadwgan bun in a row! Later on she folded a 12" dominoes pizza in half and ate that in one go too... however there's no footage of that as the photographer got too close and ended up being swallowed whole! Herman Melville RIP.

Fantasy Football...

I've found a new hobby... and it's called fantasy football! Here is my Sky Sports 2009/10 fantasy football league winning team:

Atletico Stanley Jones (est. 2009) starting 11

Goalkeeper:
James (Por)
Defence:
Richards (MC), Bramble (WIG), Upson (WH), Rio Ferdinand (MU)
Midfield:
Diop (POR), Gerrard (LIV), Boateng (HUL), Arshavin (ARS)
Strikers:
Adebayor (MC), van Persie (ARS)

Plus how about a video of two of my favourite divers:

Wet Sundays can be Fundays!

Out and about last Sunday in the car I found myself driving behind THIS bizzare dangerous looking but roadworthy vehicle...a special prize is on its way if you can guess what it is. Answers on a postcard please.

The only circular pub in the world perhaps or maybe there's loads of them out there and I just never noticed before...

and some feet... wow such an interesting blog!

Sir Rob of the Hud

Rob can be seen here modelling this season's new look 'Crusade chic' predicted to be seen on the catwalks from New York to Paris this autumn. Work it girlfriend!

However

However...

Yes?

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However... you can put stuff in your hair... urgh...

The thoughts of Bethan Mary Jones when she's half asleep!!!

No better way to start the day

Breakfast was soooo good I just had to share it. 9 out of 10 (a point missing due to lack of mushrooms).

The Decline

Manchester hard rock beat combo The Decline play Manchester Academy tonight. No tickets left I'm afraid so you'll have to catch them next time round. In the meantime check out their tunes at their myspace.

Just got back from the gig and they were... rocking!

Goodnight y'all

Bethan Mary Jones

Broken Biscuit Club Bollywood Special

I'll be heading to the Contact Theatre on Friday night for Broken Biscuit Club's Bollywood special, and if you know what's good for you so will you!

Who lives in a house like this?

You may think this electric saw weilding man may live in the serial-killer-esque lair pictured above however the man is infact the not so scary Andy doing a spot of friendly DIY. The building however is in a not so friendly part of Liverpool I accidently directed us into the other week. Stanley Docks...the road ends here.

True Blue

I was there... don't ask me why, but I was!
Well I'll tell you why anyway - I was on bike ride yesterday up to the Man City Ground and back and when I got there who else was due to arrive imminently but superstar footballer Emmanual Adebayor, so I thought I may as well stick around..... for one and a half hours that is until he finally showed up!

Love Is The Drug

Why take the plane when you can take the ferry?

Bethan is converted

I love frisbee I do!

Stunt Pilot

My favourite game in all the world and you can play it at the bottom of my blog!

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My blog by Bethan Mary Jones

Does my hair look alright or do I look silly?

Whales... the land of my mother

I'm the bestest in all of the land at drawing those pesky dragons! Twas ne the other day that the local dragon was munching on my mother's fab turnips!